Give way To The Right

I nearly got squashed (again) on my bicycle. I wear a helmet, bright-ish clothing, cycle-clips if trousers are flapping. I am a fit and energetic rider who doesn't wobble, avoid puddles or cycle with knees stuck out at right angles.

What is the matter with motorists of a certain age (55+) weight (90kgs+) and gender (male) with bad haircuts?

Did they by-pass the Highway Code in their driving test? Did their beloved SatNav get sprung giving more polite directions in the Mrs's motor? Or, and I suspect this could be the case, are they miserable, overweight, past-it, arrogant, probably slightly sweaty, shoddy drivers who aren't getting anything good in their lives because they don't flipping deserve it?!

You know who you are even though you are denying it at this very moment. Next time you try to pull a fast one on a roundabout when I have priority, or undercut me on the ringroad, or overtake me and then force me to mount the kerb as you slam on your brakes as you spy the convenience store, I'll fall off, spectacularly, feign terrific injuries and sue your fat backside to kingdom come!

Nothing fond about my regards to idiotic drivers.

Miss Tip

Ps I didn't swear!